Nick Tunes: Madonna forgets she is 56
A&E Editor Nick Miller breaks down new albums track by track, picking each song apart down to its smallest flaws. “Nick Tunes” informs the reader of their poor music taste by pointing out which songs are and aren’t worth listening to.
April 17, 2015
Above is the cover art for Madonna’s album “Rebel Heart.” The album was released on Mar. 10.
Madonna: Rebel Heart
Rating: 3/5
Madonna is still trucking. You’d think she’d be busy with menopause or writing her will or something, but apparently, she’s still writing music. And yes, it’s still not age appropriate. Just because you haven’t swapped out your gap tooth with your first pair of dentures yet doesn’t change that fact that people internally giggle when you call yourself a “rebel.”
Now don’t get me wrong, Madonna is an icon. It’s just dumb that she’s tarnishing her image with this new music. “Rebel Heart” is the “Mean Girls 2” of albums.