There are many things in the world that exist. One of these things is called a “column,” which the wonderful student newspaper known as The Patriot features quite often in their buffet line of editorial mediums. Another one of these things is called a “video,” which the Patriot also tries to feature sometimes, but never really gets touched and sits next to the day-old seafood scampi. When you combine the two, you get something that doesn’t actually quite exist like they do: something that I call a “volumn.”

I’m Dan(iel) Hentschel. Every week – as this video introduces – I’ll be taking a gander around John Carroll, ingesting all of the happenings into my brain, running around the second floor hallway until the mass of thoughts congeals into a viscous bile that can easily be ejected from my mouth and onto a platform of editing software, and then posting them on the site for all of you to watch.

This particular video is essentially useless now that I’ve paraphrased all of the necessary information, but regardless, here I am.

Daniel Hentschel is a Volumnist for The Patriot and jcpatriot.com.